i am going to tell you a story to lighten the mood!! this one only a few have heard.
so there i was in Daytona Beach Flordia and i had just woken up and went into the bathroom and i had been having these weird and slightly awkward dreams about babies and pregnancy and all that. well this voice in my head goes your pregnant. and my first reaction like any girl's would be is what!! i am?? that cant happen we were---(this isn't thought by every girl) wait a second this really CAN'T happen as in it's physically impossible me and sex aren't friends i don't do it!! so this can't happen right?? at this point in my life i am suprisingly growing more frantic so i look up and(in my head cuz ppl that is where all these conversations take place) i say i'm sorry but unless your gonna pull a Mary on a Nicole will you please help me realize that i'm not inpregnanted?? so he did and i haven't thought i was pregnant since.
now this is a true testiment to the fact that satan will try whatever he can to get your attention!!
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OF COURSE!!! Hahaha, but the music and sermon will have to go together. I was wondering and doubting my call to be a precher. I was wondering if all the talks I had with people and stuff where things I had made happen, and then you come and pop this right at me. As an answer to my prayers. when? what should my sermon be on?
:-) I love you, you crazy crazy lady. Anyways,I talked to Brother Jimmy today after I got done playing the piano and before I left. We talked about me being a preacher and I told him all about it. He told me I could preach, but we didn't have to rush anything if I didn't want to. Hahaha, I guess God is making my choice for me in sooner. Dang, I don't even know! Hahaha, I GET TO PRAY ABOUT IT!!! WHOOO! What songs do you want to sing?
Surfing Jesus song? Days of Elijah? "Behold He comes, riding on the clouds. Shining like a sun, at the trumpet call. Lift your voice...."
And what I think I'm going to ask Jimmy to do is to have me start off preaching about something for maybe 10-15 minutes and then him standing up and going more in depth with what I had just talked about, ya know?
yeah that song and yeah i know what you mean. i think that i don't know if i'm ready for a whole thing either but we should do it on the same night cause that would freak me out less!!
Hahaha,ok. Who's the youth mama? Ms.Jackie or Brenda?
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